Atmosphere. Curated.™
Castellina in Chianti, Italy — harvested November 2023
Captured at dawn after a light frost. Notes of damp earth, wood smoke from distant farmhouses, and the last leaves of the season. 500ml hand-blown glass jar with cork stopper.
Manhattan, New York — harvested August 2024, 5:47 PM (rush hour)
A bold, challenging bouquet. Notes of hot brake dust, pretzel salt, someone's gym bag, and ambient anxiety. Not for beginners. Includes a complimentary “MTA Delay” certificate of authenticity.
Pripyat, Ukraine — harvested June 2019 under clear skies
Our most controversial blend. Notes of pine, rust, and a faint metallic tang that connoisseurs describe as “post-industrial terroir.” Each jar tested and certified below 0.5 µSv/h. Comes in a lead-lined presentation box.
Wuhan, China — harvested February 2020, pre-lockdown
Limited edition. A rare and somber vintage capturing the air inside a working intensive care unit during the early days. Notes of sanitizer, mechanical ventilation, and quiet urgency. 100% of proceeds go to healthcare worker mental health funds. Only 47 jars produced.
Oxford, England — harvested March 2025, 6 AM (before opening)
Still air that has not moved since 1923. Notes of paper degradation, beeswax furniture polish, and the accumulated exhalations of ten generations of undergraduates. Our most meditative offering.
Black Rock Desert, Nevada — harvested September 2023, 5:32 AM
Crisp, alkaline desert air with the faintest whisper of distant electronic music and burning plywood. Includes certified dust particle count. One customer wrote: “I wasn't there and now I don't have to go.”
The Moon — harvested July 20, 1969 (reproduction)
A blend of nitrogen, oxygen, and trace vacuum. While we cannot of course capture lunar atmosphere (there is none), this jar contains a precisely formulated mixture matching the composition of the Apollo 11 cabin at the moment Armstrong said the line. Pressurized to 5 PSI for historical accuracy.
Silver Bank, Dominican Republic — harvested February 2024, from a specimen we call “Gerald”
The air inside a whale's lungs, captured at the moment of exhalation. Briny, warm, with notes of krill digestion and ancient mammal instinct. Ethically collected under permit. Warning: may contain trace cetacean microbiota.