Emu War — Field Dispatch

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  FIELD DISPATCH №615
  DATE: 11th November 1932
  TIME: 0915 hours
  LOCATION: Chandler
  O.C.: Sgt S. McMurray
  FROM: Lance Corporal Pettigrew

  SITUATION:
  A force of approximately 1766 emus was observed in the vicinity of Chandler. The birds appeared possessed of a troubling tactical awareness.

  ENGAGEMENT:
  Troops were outflanked by Chandler.
  Confirmed kills: 8. Wounded: 6.

  ORDNANCE:
  Ammunition expended: 4022 of 10000 rounds.
  Remaining: 5978.
  Personnel casualties: nil (excepting dignity).


  — End of Dispatch —

Generated by emu_dispatch.py. Australia, 1932. The birds won.